QFMW (Questions From My Wife): The Dishwasher

In this new series of posts, we will be examining questions from my wife. This may end my blogging career before it has truly taken off but I am willing to take that chance.

Question:
If you are so smart [add sarcasm here], how come you can't stack a dishwasher to hold more than three cups and a spoon?

Answer:
This is part of the Trustworthy Dish Washing Standard, originally designed by Microsoap. It involves progressive testing of the dish washing quality at various stages of the dishwashers life cycle. By reducing the congestion, it is possible to more easily examine and test the efficiency of the wash when not under load. In addition it decreases the unload time while simultaneously providing a systematic flush to the sub components.